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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:42 am    Post subject: Two Plastic Bags Reply with quote

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me
officer."

Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the not hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes!'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody
pays."
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:27 pm    Post subject: Great one Reply with quote

I really liked this one. This is one of my favorite sections of the site. Whenever I come across one that makes me laugh (which is most of them) I share it with my wife. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my!!! Shocked I believe I would pay without a doubt. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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