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 Topic: three wishes |
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| movienut50 Replies: 3 Views: 3706 |
 Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:27 am Subject: three wishes |
Me Too  |
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| Topic: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD |
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| movienut50 Replies: 4 Views: 3975 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:15 am Subject: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD |
| "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
'Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don' ... |
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| Topic: Bad Day |
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| movienut50 Replies: 5 Views: 4001 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:28 am Subject: Bad Day |
| A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little ... |
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| Topic: Assassin Wanted |
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| movienut50 Replies: 2 Views: 2850 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:07 am Subject: Assassin Wanted |
| FBI had an opening for an assassin.........
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. There were two men and a woman. For the final test, the FB ... |
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| Topic: Estate Planning 101 |
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| movienut50 Replies: 0 Views: 2142 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:51 am Subject: Estate Planning 101 |
| When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beau ... | |
| Topic: That Chinese Accent Again |
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| movienut50 Replies: 8 Views: 5831 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:40 am Subject: That Chinese Accent Again |
good one  |
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| Topic: Bubba The Mortician |
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| movienut50 Replies: 9 Views: 6240 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:38 am Subject: Bubba The Mortician |
| A man who just died is delivered to a Kentucky mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He poi ... | |
| Topic: The Frank Feldman Story |
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| movienut50 Replies: 3 Views: 3680 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:21 am Subject: The Frank Feldman Story |
| A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." "Who?" Cabbie: ... |
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| Topic: Gorgeous Redhead |
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| movienut50 Replies: 7 Views: 5269 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:30 pm Subject: Gorgeous Redhead |
| A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenl ... |
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| Topic: Redneck Humor |
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| movienut50 Replies: 9 Views: 5512 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:53 am Subject: Redneck Humor |
| hehe very funny | |
| Topic: The Bathtub Test |
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| movienut50 Replies: 6 Views: 4470 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:21 am Subject: The Bathtub Test |
| It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was wh ... |
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| Topic: Military Observations |
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| movienut50 Replies: 5 Views: 4131 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:16 am Subject: Military Observations |
| Ha Ha well said | |
| Topic: the blonde wins............ |
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| movienut50 Replies: 10 Views: 7049 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:23 am Subject: the blonde wins............ |
| Must of been one of our blondes from Alabama (Roll Tide) | |
| Topic: ~Play Ball~ |
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| movienut50 Replies: 5 Views: 4058 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:34 pm Subject: ~Play Ball~ |
| Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener
sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers some ... |
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| Topic: Loyal Wife! |
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| movienut50 Replies: 7 Views: 4766 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:33 pm Subject: Loyal Wife! |
| may bounch | |
| Topic: Two Old Pharts |
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| movienut50 Replies: 5 Views: 4136 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:29 pm Subject: Two Old Pharts |
| Now that made me lol | |
| Topic: Grandparents |
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| movienut50 Replies: 6 Views: 4360 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:33 am Subject: Grandparents |
| A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you ... |
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| Topic: Reminiscing |
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| movienut50 Replies: 8 Views: 4996 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:55 am Subject: Reminiscing |
| Ooh that is so bad | |
| Topic: Three Things To Think About |
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| movienut50 Replies: 8 Views: 5264 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:03 am Subject: Three Things To Think About |
| Amen to all of them | |
| Topic: MAKING A BABY... |
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| movienut50 Replies: 7 Views: 5107 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:55 am Subject: MAKING A BABY... |
| There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was t ... |
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| Topic: Southern Lady |
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| movienut50 Replies: 5 Views: 4253 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:49 am Subject: Southern Lady |
| A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, ... |
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| Topic: Southern Grandma |
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| movienut50 Replies: 10 Views: 6449 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:48 pm Subject: Southern Grandma |
| Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, el ... |
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| Topic: Occupation??? |
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| movienut50 Replies: 6 Views: 4414 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:52 am Subject: Occupation??? |
| A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, ad ... |
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| Topic: Calf Birth |
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| movienut50 Replies: 9 Views: 7815 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:53 am Subject: Calf Birth |
| A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonn ... |
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| Topic: TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! |
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| movienut50 Replies: 3 Views: 3470 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:46 pm Subject: TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!! |
| LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "T ... |
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| Topic: The Pharmacist |
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| movienut50 Replies: 6 Views: 4905 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:08 am Subject: The Pharmacist |
| Good medicine | |
| Topic: 11 things you won't learn in school |
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| movienut50 Replies: 6 Views: 4597 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:53 am Subject: 11 things you won't learn in school |
| 100% agreement | |
| Topic: In Charge |
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| movienut50 Replies: 3 Views: 3852 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:15 am Subject: In Charge |
| One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Krystal asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?"
Her father proudly replied, "Ye ... |
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| Topic: Politically Correct ............Not |
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| movienut50 Replies: 7 Views: 6111 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:27 pm Subject: Politically Correct ............Not |
| Loved it | |
| Topic: then and now....the awful truth |
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| movienut50 Replies: 4 Views: 4230 |
Forum: Humor Us! Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:23 pm Subject: then and now....the awful truth |
| The scary thing is that it's all true | |
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