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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: This is Priceless Reply with quote

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter; the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, bbroken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work, and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn' t do it."
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! sounds about like my nephews house Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahah. man, I hope my wife won't do that.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats like my house - takes all weekend to clean up 5 days mess Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing very good........sounds like here at times
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL good one - I must agree that it sounds a little too familiar though Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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