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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Onestone Reply with quote

An Apache Indian was given the name "Onestone" because he had only
one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After
years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone
calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day
a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest made
love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name, until one day a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.

She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!



So the moral of this story........??





You can't kill two birds with one stone
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO!!!! now that was a good one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL. That is quality. It's going to everyone in my mail box. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy LOL Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beautiful. Didn't see that one coming.
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