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blknight3
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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:51 am Post subject: Three Things To Think About |
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Three things to think about:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
our Government can track a single cow born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves right to their stalls. But they are
unable to Locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution For Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the
Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou
Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment.
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LOL!!! good ones and all of them are true 
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drastija
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 LOL
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nightowl
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:30 am Post subject: |
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very good
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movienut50
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:03 am Post subject: |
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| Amen to all of them |
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tkboxer
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Funny, sad and true.
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annarere1960
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:32 am Post subject: |
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very true....very sad.... 
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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| They are all so true!!! |
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| yup, all very true. especially the cows. |
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