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nightowl
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PUSSYCAT
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry
sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We
didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided
to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could
come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the
dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet
calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my
husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located
in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and
office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and
the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked
straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't
stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a
rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the
father is!" Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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daripper
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:54 am Post subject: |
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 LOL!!!!!!! 
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kveits007
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:36 am Post subject: |
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Very Funny
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drastija
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:41 am Post subject: |
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 LOL
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disneygirl1997
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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nearly fell of my chair
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Anonymous
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| Thats harsh. |
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blknight3
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| Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:21 am Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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herk
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| hahaha! damn. |
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