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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:02 am Post subject: Branded Condoms |
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Branded condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand condoms and kept the same tag-line they use to sell their other products..
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - Keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - No comment required.
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the packet.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in About 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim!
Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg - Carlsberg don't do condoms, but if they did, they'd probably be
the best in the world!
AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (poor seller!!!) |
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