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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:37 pm    Post subject: Military Observations Reply with quote

Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher,
"Aim towards the Enemy."

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is
not our friend. - U.S. Marine Corps' manual.

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very
accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to
always hit the ground." - USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"It is generally NOT advisable to eject....directly over the
area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever
volunteer to do anything." - U.S. Navy Swabbie

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you – Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
- USAF Ammo Troop

"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil.
For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."
- At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha Ha well said
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent Laughing
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