Italian Pregnacy

[blknight3]

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari
stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'You a'gonna try again.'!
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[SG1_Fan]

I've seen this before but it still gave me a good laugh

[Uinat]

[Boneapart]

Couldn't stop laughing at this one...

[fatheralice]

HAHA!!

Good One!

[drastija]

LOL
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