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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:29 am    Post subject: The Husband Shop Reply with quote

THE HUSBAND SHOP.

A shop that sells new husbands has just opened in London, where a
woman
may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
shop operates:

1. You may visit this shop ONLY ONCE.

2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends.

3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!

A woman goes to the Husband Shop to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and loves kids

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking.
"Impressive," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She
goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "Oh, wow!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking,
help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Shop.



To avoid gender bias charges, the shop's owner opened a new Wives Shop
just across the street, also with six floors and the same rules.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth & sixth floors have never been visited.
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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