future wife's little sister....

 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:40 am    Post subject: future wife's little sister.... Reply with quote

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and
get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one, now thats funny!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had to read that one twice.........rofl........ Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I love that ending!!! ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a cracker !!!!
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PMSL ,good one
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL. Very funny Flyers didn't see that coming. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy That was a very clever one.....good place to keep them Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! good one Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

great 1 i'm going to remember this ,may need it someday
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

very good .... never saw that comin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing very good flyers...liked it Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahahah. that's great. I need to start keeping condoms in my car now too. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing That was great!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was a good one flyers Laughing Laughing Laughing
I should have thought of keeping them in my car when I was with my ex-girl friend Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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