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annarere1960
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:39 am    Post subject: Resolutions You Can Actually Keep... Reply with quote


Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! Smile

10. Read less.


9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.


6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.


2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#3????? Shocked Shocked NO WAY!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!! most of them I do already except for #3 and #5 unless coffee counts Laughing Laughing
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