A Trip to A Dental Surgeon

 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject: A Trip to A Dental Surgeon Reply with quote

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area."No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted.

The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objected.

"I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is
suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill.

"No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills."

The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Shocked LOL!!!!! good one Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now thats one to forward on.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great one ! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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