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[headphonesman]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but**
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods A
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he
cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
“Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, “It’s
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however,
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in”.
Wipe that smile off your face.
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[blknight3]

ROFL
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[daripper]

LOL!!! good one
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[tkboxer]

I like it.
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[SG1_Fan]

Thanks

[drastija]

LOL!!!
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[herk]

hahaha. that was good.

[aukevin]

LOL
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[arabian_knight]

Good one