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		movienut50 Lifetime Member
  
  
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				 Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:21 am    Post subject: The Bathtub Test | 
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				It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this 
 
should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor 
 
asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient 
 
should be institutionalized. 
 
 
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a 
 
teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." 
 
 
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would u se the bucket 
 
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." 
 
 
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed 
 
near the window?" 
 
 
 
 
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE | 
			 
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		Boneapart Resident Artist
  
  
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				 Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:59 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Nice one... ROTFLMAO.   _________________
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		bobflemming Resident Artist
  
  
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				 Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject:  | 
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				i was gonna say spoon, cause you can't get the last dregs out with a bucket   
 
tighten the restraints pls - i might escape soon   _________________ A day without wine is like a day without sunshine -hic! | 
			 
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		daripper *Resident Artist
  
  
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				 Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject:  | 
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				LOL!!! now where do I go to put on my straitjacket             _________________ Site Moderator
 
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He who never asks the question will never know the answer.
 
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		drastija Exceptional Member
  
  
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				 Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:47 am    Post subject:  | 
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				  LOL   _________________  "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
 
for there you have been, there you long to return."  
 
Leonardo da Vinci | 
			 
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		sawtooth Exceptional Member
  
  
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		Uinat Exceptional Member
  
  
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				 Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:58 am    Post subject:  | 
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				A bed next to window with a nice view, please   | 
			 
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