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SG1_Fan
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 Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: asleep on the beach |
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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible
sunburn.
He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed
with second degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he
is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a
sedative, and a Viagra Pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him,
Doctor? "
"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."  |
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daripper
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 LOL!!!!!! 
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tkboxer
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Now thats funny!
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sawtooth
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herk
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| hahaah, nice. |
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Monkeylips
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arabian_knight
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| Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:35 am Post subject: |
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 Nice one |
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drastija
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LOL
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Uinat
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| hehehe |
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