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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: Yep ! - They surely will Reply with quote

Abraham and Esther always wanted to see Australia. For
their 40th anniversary they decided to go.

They were enjoying the flight when the pilot announced:
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, Ladies and Gentlemen. Our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below
us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the
odds of ever being rescued are very slim."

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane landed
safely on the island.

Abe, still shaken from the landing, asked Esther, "Did we send
our $15,000.00 check to the I.R.S. yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responded.

"So, did we pay our American Express card yet?"

"OH, I forgot to mail it!"

"So, did you send the checks for the Visa and Mastercard?"

"Forgive me Abie, I didn't do that either."

Abe hugged her and gave her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulled away and asked, "What was that for?"







Abe answered, "They'll find us!"
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL - Good One! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Yeah they Probably will.. Especially the I.R.S. Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!!! no doubt they will be found Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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