Medical distinction between...

[SG1_Fan]

I'm thinking I've seen this before but its still worth a good laugh
Medical distinction
between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction
between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts
or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:





GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next,
Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.


Both result in death

[sawtooth]

[Uinat]