A helpful person

[blknight3]

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River
this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns
and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also
struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that
was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland
Security.
It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
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