Occupation???

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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and
says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl.

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is!

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