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		nightowl Limited Membership
  
  
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:36 am    Post subject: the hair dryer | 
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				A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" 
 
"Of course. What may I Do for you?"
 
 
 "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mothers birthday. The dryer is unopened and well 
 
over the Customs Limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me?
 
 Under your robes perhaps?"
 
 
 "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
 
 
 "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
 
 
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
 
 
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
 
 
 The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you Have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
 
 
 "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
 
 
 Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." "Next." _________________
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		tkboxer Resident Artist
  
  
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:08 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Good one nightowl....         _________________ No matter how many times you try...you can't clone the dirt off your screen. | 
			 
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		daripper *Resident Artist
  
  
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:50 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				LOL!!!! now that one was really funny            _________________ Site Moderator
 
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		arabian_knight Lifetime Member
  
  
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject:  | 
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				  That was a good one   | 
			 
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		drastija Exceptional Member
  
  
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:48 am    Post subject:  | 
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				gooood   _________________  "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
 
for there you have been, there you long to return."  
 
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		SG1_Fan Donator
  
  
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				 Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				| Good one ! | 
			 
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		phil6580 Donator
  
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:40 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				Nice.        | 
			 
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		Uinat Exceptional Member
  
  
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		disneygirl1997 Exceptional Member
  
  
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				 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:59 am    Post subject:  | 
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				very nice nightowl like it nearly fell off my chair    _________________ life is like a box of chocolates | 
			 
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