Get Rid of the Slackers

 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Get Rid of the Slackers Reply with quote

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and shouted, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's"
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! good one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy LOL Very Happy
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