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blknight3
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 Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:17 am Post subject: APPLES AND WINE |
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Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on
trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach
for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't
as good, but easy.
The apples at the
top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is
brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.
Now Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the
SH*T out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know
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daripper
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| Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!! good one 
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drastija
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:15 am Post subject: |
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LOL
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: |
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| Awesome...that one's coming to work with me. |
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ComputerDog
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| Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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 Ouch!
Very good..........I've nearly been stomped to death by now (and I even pay for dinner).
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nightowl
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:55 am Post subject: |
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very good
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