Sick leave

[SG1_Fan]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark"

[Boneapart]

ROTFLMAO... Heardit before, but it's still a good one...
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[daripper]

An oldie but a goody LOL!!!!
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[fatheralice]

I actually hadn't heard that before - very good!

[drastija]

LOL
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[fredo]

hehe, didn't hear this one before. good one
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Better let people think ur a fool then open ur mouth and remove al doubt.

[kat]

hahahahaha
another good blonde's joke

[Uinat]

LMAO