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headphonesman
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 Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:44 am Post subject: Just like being at work ? |
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A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
" The next night he came home from work and yelled
" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled " BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
....Scroll down a little...
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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tkboxer
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| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:42 am Post subject: |
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 Thats a good one.
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LOL!!!!!
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drastija
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LOL
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bobflemming
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:43 am Post subject: |
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i wondered why the wife always shouts BELL4   
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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Haha - That was funny!
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phil6580
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Lol that a good one. |
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:34 am Post subject: |
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha! that's a good one. |
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