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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: Chinese Sick Leave |
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE 'I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon ......... You got nice house.' |
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daripper
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LOL!!!!!! that was great it made my day 
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nonini
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hehehe.... lol
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| Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:17 am Post subject: |
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| bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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sawtooth
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drastija
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:05 am Post subject: |
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LOL
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herk
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| Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahhahaa, that's great! |
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headphonesman
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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very good !
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